It's for hanging wet laundry.

You're enjoying your day
Everything's going your way
Then along comes Debbie Downer.

*GamerGaye sues you*

We use a small vibrating egg.

*starts burning Nine Inch Nails mix CDs*

And then maybe go see a dermatologist dermatologist.

It's about ethics in game journalism.

And Jaden Smith for being an asshole.

*jerks it in slow motion to Nico's "These Days"*

Pictured: The only known picture of Marvin Gaye.

Gaye Panic

Lots of cousins named Chuck and Marvin these days.

"Why the fuck is traffic down all of a sudden?"

Not even 2-Pump Chuck?

-Stanley Spadowski

*Gwyneth Paltrow reads this news, spits out coffee, blinding Apple*

I would still be able to get my goop on that back.

"Mortdecai Kills Kim Jong-Un Edition"

He had to sevenfold up his business.

I feel bad for the people who mistakenly bought Part 2.