You know - for pets a year from now when you just leave the TV on while you're at work.

It's a "Winona Forever" tattoo.

Le Morte d'Ecai

For his next album, Earl Sweatshirt will be changing labels to Hanes.

"If 'homeless middle school girl' is a style, then consider me Giorgio Armani."

*Mel Gibson leaves naked photos of himself on Ryan Murphy's doorstep*

Welcome to the AC Club, preppie.

His cum tasted like cheap wine.

Too bad it was plagiarized.

"We'll just tell your mother… that we, uh…. ate the virgin."

Is it Sevign layer dip?

Man, the American Pie franchise got really weird.

*20 year-old me decides to date every member of crowd with a vagina*

Krippendorf on Golf

#sixspayingsandastronglywordedletterfromyourveterinarianaboutunncessarysurgeries

TBS Death Camp

I Hate That My Teenage Daughter Didn't Fly (When I Threw Her Off The Roof)

"Netflix kicks bricks, nixes schtick from six prick clique"

TBS

Side story: I was trotting around the old Netflix and saw a still from the new Ralphie May special.