If it ain't broken, don't fix it a fly omelette, I guess.

Quite possibly.

"I think we're parked, man."

"(I'm Still A) Bitch"

No, but I stopped hanging around bus stations.

-Me, watching The Wire

Tuck Everlasting (Except in Movie Theatres, VHS, and The Public Consciousness)

Rush Hour 4: The Dead Carpool

We have a very Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog relationship.

1996 me should have pursued that threesome. Cmon, 1996 me!

"First basemen sit on the bench like this. And designated hitters sit on the bench like this."

My favorite thing about Money Talks is that this douchebag who stayed on our couch in college thought he knew everything about movies and I had to break it to him that, no, Joel Coen does not have an "H" is his name.

Patchface none the richer.

"We signed up for how many Kevin James stand-up specials?"

I always wanted to have sex with his hair in The Fifth Element.

*runs*
*tells dat*

Louis Gossett Sr. was one of the original Harlem Hemoglobetrotters.

For those keeping score:

ASS TO ASS!

It's like an iron eagle, except with more hemoglobin.