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-Zombie Layne Staley

Obviously, you've never tried to pour a shot with Paul from the Diamond Center on your face.

I call mine Lumpy Rutherford.

*logs onto Fandango*
*cancels tickets to Creature From The Black Raccoon*

It's no 5:15

That seems to be a running theme with her characters.

LIKE A BOSS

And the Leonard Maltin Game.

Well, yes.

I really enjoyed the one with Harris and Tom Scharpling, because Scharpling had some good points and would call Harris on some of his shit (like saying Miles Davis' main influence was Robert Johnson).

I think its irregularity also hinders it. Chelsea is super busy, obviously. Not as consistent as when she first started it, appointment-wise.

I forgot about the abrupt "Enter Sandman" appearance.

"Gimme the Joan of Arc."

READY.
LOAD "FOURKRUSTYS"

Tony Shalhoub?

If that happens, by British law, John Goodman would take over.

(airplanes start dropping from sky)

Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri
Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri
Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri Teri

Death Cab For Cutie, I hope you mean.

And my permanent tattoo of that one comment Tom Scharpling made fun of.