We'll all be planning out a route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our sufjoards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on sufjari to stay
Tell Ira Glass we're Sufjan
Sufjan N.P.R.

The post-credits scene of Age of Ultron is them all pooping out the shwarma from the last movie.

Maybe it's a typo and it's Burt Reynolds.

What this sequel news presupposes is…. maybe?

*burp*
Too much pork.

(Iron Man and Hulk trash New York City street)
(Iron Man drops Bill Spiderman's business card in the fracas)
(Spiderman gets another bill for damages)

Cher

This is the dawning of the Age of Ultron.

ENDLESS THIS
WAR

To be fair, he's not very mobile:

"Call it in the air, friend-o."

So you want both of them to get a sex change?

Oh brother.

An evil dermatologist.

That's like 3 months rent.

Read that as "Neatwave".

Not if you hand-wash them.

Thanks, Scrawler.

It's almost like superhero movies are the '70s all over again, with new yet established talent.

Or the mumblecore classic, You, Me and Duplass