To the tune of George Harrison's solo work.

The Penn is not mightier than the S-word (The S word being Shailene)

I used to get high and lift weights and I would time it so I could listen to LoveLine at 10 pm. He was pretty good on that, I thought.

Back in my more troll-ish days, I pissed somebody off on the internet and made the mistake of leaving some breadcrumbs lying around.

*Medusa turns to stone*

#ForeverCorleone

Douchebag in the front, party in the back.

ESPN has halted production on Contract a Catcher with Mike Piazza.

Troll the respawn , Jeremy.

"Leave the gun. Take the ennui."

Abstinence.

That's actually a novelty t-shirt.

One page was displayed thrice. (The one that ends with GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA.) Is that a mistake or just really lazy trolling?

That's a cool theory. She did come upon the group in some weird circumstances and this show needs a Benjamin Linus, but not as a kid. You'd have to have some next-level type of child acting to pull that off.

It'll obviously be something Daryl and other dude will end up ferreting out next week. Most likely as the very last shot, for ultimate cliffhanger-ness.

Took me a good half hour to realize that Tara was in some sort of intensive care.

It's cuz she wasn't dressed like a 13 year-old boy would dress her.

Do trees actually "teepee" naturally or is that just something that happens on Lost and The Walking Dead?

Pretty good. I had a foreboding feeling that the dudebro was gonna pull out his gun and shoot Rick.

I've read the cards at the end of each episode and I don't care much for his vanity faire.