That's like 25 men.

I'm more into Downtown Ilana.

Another thing I have a problem with in retrospect (and this is a problem I also have with that movie Crazy People), is that you just want the parodies to keep going and the story has always been hokey, especially anything involving the uncle character.

Downton Abbey VII: The Force Awakens

The main problem with the movie, in retrospect, was the addition of Victoria Jackson.

#sixpledgebreaksandatotebag

I freaked out for like 30 seconds, thinking that Goldie Hawn had died within the last 24 hours.

After watching the pilot like 3 times over the years, I am embarking upon 30 Rock. It's alright. Does it start hitting its stride at some point? I'm only 3 episodes in.

Klaus Barbie?

Pistols at dawn.

Point oh.

She's Having a Baby!

It would be amusing for a show aired on PBS to just stop giving a fuck and end it all with a Sharknado.

When FNL had an oral history (I think on Grantland), Chandler and Britton got their chemistry from doing a cross-country trip before filming. It seemed like there was a lot of sexual tension between the actors. Who knows if they consummated it?

Question: How much sex and nudity is in House of Cards? Any?

"Hey, I like to suck cock as much as the next guy, but I would first like to know if you have ever served on a jury before."

I always call a gang "she". It's like when you call a boat "she", or a hurricane "she".

I recently listened to a few of them and he's a bolt of lightning, but after the first one, I realized it's just better to skip a half hour and they're with the guest at that point. I'm not a big fan of "talking to the guys in the studio for half an hour"… that's why I stopped listening to Carolla very quickly.

I only watch it when my boyfriend is out of town.

So did I.