"Cannibal you in the butt?"

Mmm Richard Kind.

Always (An Internal Temperature of 165°)

I noticed the red stripe in your underwear.

Jamaica poopy in your pants?

This is what happens when you eat a stranger in the Alps!

Get jah head out of your ass.

Can we rasterize Keanu by 10%?

Braising Arizona

*Perrey Reeves drinks another mimosa*

Let me show ya something! The telephone booth that mounts the world!

Whoa! Somebody chew me! Like Khaleesi!

My favorite is a tie between the shortest one and the one that ended the series.

I know. I follow you on Instagram.

*rim career*

…time to get a colonoscopy?

"Dumbass."

Pinch-hitting for Pedro Garbon…. Manny Moto Moto Moto!

Six more episodes of Mad Men and then I'm only coming to AMC for the zombies.

*Gaye Family sues you*