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No, he still goes into the bank.

Ass Dan

I know on the TV edit of The Jerk, Shithead still made the credits. Anyone know if the Assholes made it through the censors?

Arseface fuck yourself.

I AM THE ONE WHO FARTS OUT MY NOSE.

We all have the same mom?

*discrimination looks at caller ID, goes back to watching Fox News*

Sam Malone

The Abyss 2: Abyssinia

And the Tombstone sequel, Tombstone 2: Drunk Teenagers Hanging out at Hills of Eternity Memorial Park in Colma, CA

*Leonard Pierce dies laughing*

Use the source, Luke.

When I was dating my now wife, she had not seen a Rancor fight, so I took her to Jabba's Palace. The Rancor monster seemingly had Skywalker dead to rights, but Luke pulled some Force shit and down came the spiky door on the beast's head. I looked over, her shirt was off and she was bawling.

Paxton wins a lifetime achievement award for directing the Barnes & Barnes video.

s = x

Aspen Beer, good for the thirst
The more you drink, the more you burst

Game over, man.

It's Biehn….

Hopefully, Jonathan Rhys-Davies is in this movie too.

Hicks was presumed dead, but was Alex Jonesy all along.