In Soviet Russia…. whatever.

*blacklists you*

I've red 'em all.

Sylvester Stallone would make a good Italian Stalin.

Four dead near C-3PO

He looks like a business Greedo.

She knows. She knows.

ICHTH'S A TRAP!

"Or at the very least, jerk off to her hologram."

*sad Moog tune*

Déjà vu

For the same reason I love Empire of the Ants.

FUCK A CHORE

"Well, this is sad. Goddamn, this is sad….. Now I'm hungry for some barbecue."

Chewbacca Phone Sex?

Greedo, for the lack of a better word, is good.

Cantina Paging System?

FIN

I only know about Father Greedo Sarducci.

Like Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru, it cannot withstand high temperatures.