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Captain Deada
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That didn't stop Han from reaching under the table and squeezing his blaster.

In about a week, we'll be reading the story about how the catfish was really a 44 year-old fat woman from Kentucky all along.

Trolling somewhere, Solo?

Now she's a FreeCell.

It's from Arrested Development.

I wish that I had Krysten Ritter.

Buster Bluth.

Thank you for not adding the dots.

It's common courtesy to comment with outrage, so people who show up later feel like they missed out.

"Make it so!"

Enjoy your SickleCellAIDS.

Auto-correct, don't fail me now.

Sexy duck season.

You're A Crazy Man, Charlie Brown

I'll bring my nepipe along to the cinema just in case I get a reverse reaction.

Who let Ennio Morricone in here?

"There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"

Dikachu?

"SOMEBODY HELP!!!"

Miss Lippey's car is green.