*crafts craft*

License to Ten Mill

R. Kelly tackled that issue 10 years ago.

Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof
And your shoes get so hot you wish your tired feet were fire proof
Under the boardwalk, down by the sea, yeah
On a blanket with my baby and some Ice T

*Alexander Desplait readies sniper rifle*

Works every time.

One
Eight Hundred
Five Eight Eight
Two Three Hundred!

John Williams, you've done it again.

"We're gonna need a bigger life insurance form."

Sharknado 4: Our Viewers Are Complete Idiots, That's Off The Record, You're Not Recording This Are You? Oh Well, I Can't Imagine a Private Remark Would Make It All The Way To The Title

Sharknado 6: Malaysian Scarelines

*The Walking Dead's T-Dawg settles out of court for a burrito*

Brevity is the filet of sole of Whit.

Sounds like much Sharknado about nothing.

Juliette Lewis should pair up with Annie Clark.

Khmer Douche

She's part of the Hanoi polloi.

Although my high school band, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidts Now on Netflix was ahead of its time, IMHO.

The quick brown fox jumped over the running dog lackeys of the capitalist imperialist jackals.

People hated my college band, Mein Kampf Candy.