I watched The Great Santini today, so I read that in Robert Duvall's voice.

It's Vice Versa/18 Again!/Like Father, Like Son/Big all over again!

Total punk rock move to compile music files in an orderly fashion.

MTV = Must Take Vytorin

The A.V. Club

Wolves love Hal Ashby movies.

My girlfriend is always having me buy her Koteas at the store.

Six inches of one, half a dozen boobs of the other….

I think that title is implying that his right testicle is the thing being let in.

Is he buried alive or something?

And then a spectator whips his vampire dick out.

Missionary?

And they should get Marc Holton to sit on detainees at Guantanamo Bay.

Let the wright one in, amirite?

WHO LET THE RIGHT ONES IN?
WHO!
WHO!
WHO!
WHO!
WHO LET THE RIGHT ONES IN?

I just looked in the mirror
Things aren't looking so good
I'm looking California
And skipping Saratoga

He skipped leg day.

He is rich enough to buy a bigger plate.

This is the first thing he's ever skipped.

I only heard about the existence of The Jinx about a week ago (I don't have HBO) and then this story comes out, so it's just really strange to not see a second of something and yet be spoiled on it.