In prison, the water is hot-dog flavored and your chocolate starfish is penis-flavored.

It was the best of times. It was the Durst of times.

Are you guys talking about donuts? I'd love one.

"Argggh!"

Fred Durst was overheard in a Dunkin Donuts toilet stall, saying "What the hell did I do? Killed them all, of course."

Are the Scorpions a hockey team?

Once I get my test results back, the world might be getting an Ordinary People 2.

Get Jay out of rehab and Jeremy London out of prison and Jason Lee out of the cult and Joey Lauren Adams out of the plastic surgeon and Michael Rooker out of orbit and Kevin Smith into a fresh hockey jersey and let's do this!

They can't count for shit.

Abandoned rats?

Do people still go to malls?

Every other Wednesday… in ElDan's basement.

Not the live episode.

It starts to really pick up around episode 2608.

A 19 year old pwns an own shop.

Despite the success of a goddamn show called Serial, I don't think serialization is the best format for podcasts.

Have fun!

And the fourth half is a cozy math book.

I certainly don't hate it, and I understand the niche fanbase and its success, but I just feel it skews a bit younger than my own demographic.

And the other half of the magic is a whole bunch of scotch.