It helps if you're listening at night. In a vale.

They Shoot Podcasts, Don't They?

Within 3 years, Welcome To Night Vale will be a nightly talk show on the Syfy network, hosted by Jay Leno.

The novel will begin with a 5-page advertisement for Audible: The Podcast.

She was in that one movie with so-and-so.

He leads the league in IBB (immense breasts on balls)

Flappy Kid Icarus, starring Michael J. Fox

…From the makers of Fruit Pattern and In-Game Purchase Cocktease.

Blow on it for me.

Maybe it's a button-masher.

I think Kate Upton is the new Anna Nicole-Smith.

Settle down, Gary Glitter.

It's dangerous to go alone.

Damn nature, you scary!

Would you like a raccoon suit? Please pay 99 cents.

Honest Scalper: I'll sell it to you for $15. Also, those shoes are so last year.

Or subliminal marketing for a bun company.

"I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

"I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."

That's a pretty sweet triple feature.