The week she gets her most criticism (from fans at least) is the week I decide I absolutely love this chick. Ridiculous scream and all. I loves me some crazy.

Great post Scott (even the backing children part). I always just assumed "it" meant her finger seeing as though she was pointing at her finger during the video. I really don't dig deep for messages in Beyonce lyrics. Though I'm sure they are there.

AV Club Whore, AV Club Pimp, Enough Already, and Doctor Fan are all the same fucking person.

As old as I get, I will always be amazed by that "quarter-eight/coordinate" line in "Stand Up."

"That Don't Impress Me Much" is probably one of the most vapid songs ever written, but holy fuck do I love it.

I think I'm the only person who will never tire of reading variations of this joke on the internet.

Hey Fidel! Why can't Gokey be the white Garcia? Huh? Huh?!

*wasn't

Like I said before around this time I'm invested in at least one contestant. Last season: Anoop, 7th Season: David Cook and Jason C. 6th Season: Blake and Melinda 5th Season: Elliot and Taylor (I honestly never saw what the fuck others saw in Kat McPhee) 4th season: Bo 3rd season: Fantasia 2nd Season: Ruben and 1st:…

"angrily fuck"

Ha! Yeah I got tricked too. Dammit I miss that show.

Seriously, I'm 21. I've got a fucking personality. What is that supposed to mean?

Gabby's reaction to Oprah being the one who introduces her was sweet though. Yeah you guys have your costars and shit, I get fucking Oprah. Hell yeah! But yeah that "our movie" thing bothered me too.

I missed that Right Wingnut! Proof that you really have to watch this show twice to catch everything.

Jasmine Trias from Season 3 made it to Top 3. But she was from Hawaii, so I may be doing a racist "group em all together thing" as far as her being Asian.

@Fidel - Yeah, the ones that oversing are awesome.

I say take that last song thing out completely. It's painful to watch sometimes.

RACIST!!!

Well yeah I clarified with the "song about having it rough because you're black" part (even though you wrote that much more eloquently). But yeah you have a valid point.

Exactly Tina about the robot thing. But I'm never bored watching a performance by Rachel (bitch from Glee).