As it stands, who is the 15-foot tall actress they have lined-up to play Snow White?

I'm sure this is all going to be good news
to the IRS…

Once again you managed to bury the lead.
What about the prequel - IN 3D!

An original soundtrack was commissioned, but when Pal lost his funding, he resorted to a patriotic march from John Philip Sousa, which was in the public domain.

When a man says "It's not the money, it's the principle", it's the money.

RR did a very coquettish "tuck" in Buying the Cow.
I'd like to see him do it again now that he has the abs to go with it.

Sorry I didn't get here earlier. R.I.P, Todd.

At this point, do they still have to refer to them as "NAVY SEALS"? Can't they just be called "SEALS"?

Spoiler Alert!
I heard that the Jersey Shore was going to take place in Salt Lake City next season.

Career achievement award

Thanks, Sean
For expanding the concept of "logical sense".

Accept the paypal. Resistance is futile.

Kevin Smith is still alive?

I cannot wait to be able to get all my mac content pushed to my iphone. Driving my car is so boring with nothing to watch.

RIP

The sale of sandpaper has now been banned in my state.
Thanks a lot, fuck heads.

Yes, but that probably won't make it into the show. Probably.

Italy's loss is our loss. It's pretty much a no-win situation.
They should definitely appear on an episode of one and a half men, though. That way, everybody loses.

I wonder what Andy Dick's tombstone will look like.
I hope I don't find out for a long time.

You had me at "Tiki hut".