This is one acceptance speech I must not miss.

The "live transvestite in the trunk" picture is totally played out.

I'm not just a user - I am also a member. The AV Club for men.

They had me at "aggressively asinine".

"Har, har, har - that's a real knee slapper, Phil."

In 3D!

'looks like another bullseye.

I kept thinking that at some point the hat was going to play poignantly into the story, like it belonged to someone significant, or something.
But I found it seven times more annoying than the distracting use of hats in Blue Collar.

These DVDs desperately need subtitles - the on-location sound capture is aweful, and the fact that I can't understand some english folks when they speak only exasperates this for me.

Let's not forget that she remains the queen of failed attempts to make farting hysterically funny on SNL…

If they made Whitney a lot more meta it would be just like community - even better, it has that guy with the greasy hair.

I like that you hate him.

I'm dying for a soft drink made by the Coca Cola company for some mysterious reason.

I would watch this show if they passed a law requiring me to watch it and propped my eyes open with toothpicks.

What part of "don't let…the economics inhibit you." did you not understand?

Isn't it time for Los Angeles to build a larger jail?

Mom's kinda hot…

I hope the writers can work Demi Milf into the show for an episode or two somehow.

Are you sure?
Fetish play, yup.
Lesbian? Not necessarily.

I'll have a Sam Adams.