"A ranger whose family is killed by orcs rediscovers love when he meets 12,000 other orcs."

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Here's a quick rundown of my favorite FF games for frame of reference:

I've played it and I enjoyed it immensely.

/comfort.
That reminds me of Parks & Rec

/comfort. On the bright side, the sheer magnitude of cat memes possible for Jurassic World: Feline Kingdom will be glorious.

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"What's that deal with that hot girl from Spanish class? I can't find a road in there."

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MGS1 is still awesome in its original form and given the unnecessary voice acting tweaking in the GameCube version, storywise I'm personally for the PS1 version too, yep yep. It's just also clear MGS2 set the new standard for gameplay and functionality in MGS games (and action games in general for that era). The…

GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY HANDSHAKE MAN!

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Snake: "Playstation Sale? METAL GEAR?!?!"

Yep yep that's a Jaws: The Revenge style inquiry ("How does the shark chase her across the world to another beach? WHY, even?"), where if the movie's doing its job good OR bad, to be entertaining and engaging, you're gonna let plot holes slide in a given margin. But when a movie objectively sucks on all levels and…

"In a gameplay experience that boils down to Hide N' Go Seek for adults."
True, so true with all its observations. But /salute the blunt, ridiculous simplicity of it all.

Ooo that's a great observation! You're right- human controlled Jason is way more effective than a bot Jason would be for that precise reason. Robotic bee-lining Jason just isn't as batshit nutty and lovingly blunt and hokey as a human controlled Jason is.

/comfort, that sucks. I've seen that and the usual "no one wants to heal/tank" MMO issue, here in the form of "no one wants to be a counselor," resulting in a lot of people dropping at the start of a round since they couldn't nab the Jason spot. It's a shame devs can only do so much to make jerk-off people not be…

OK, I've found some gas and I have a map. I'm heading to the 4 man. Anyone have keys?
Gas is good to go and I just found a battery. Anybody got keys at all?
Battery's in. This car's all set. Does ANYONE see keys ANYWHERE? ANYBODY?!?!
JASON'S RIGHT ON ME. KEYS?!?!?! WHO. HAS. KEYS?!?!?!

Congrats! Have a blast with the end heist denouement and beyond! /cheer

/cheer!

Grats on getting The Witcher 3. It's a lovingly, blessedly huge game so I concur with you on finishing Mass Effect Andromeda first before delving into it.