Maize, you magnificent bastard.  I'm internet-kissing you on the forehead right now.

Who's Harry Crumb? is fucking gold.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds that movie awesome.

Oh right - forgot the makeup/girdle deal.  Good point.

Oh, yeah…he's the guy electrocuting Mel Gibson at the end of Lethal Weapon. He's the James Hong of random mercenaries.

I don't know if the DENNIS System was just a random callback - I felt like that was key in turning the wife against him, as he panics and gets flustered and tries to rationalize why she should be listening to him (and then bang him).

Not to mention, at Christmas, an Asian mercenary with a machine gun will still look around to make sure Santa isn't watching while he steals a candy bar.

I consider The Ref one of my five favorite Christmas movies, but it never ends up on ABC Family's list.

Makeitsomakeitsomakeitso…

When life hands you lemons, you jam them down someone's throat until they see yellow.

I always wanted to make the cannon-shot snowman, but I never remember when there's actually snow on the ground.

Alvin and the Chipmunks XX:  The Full Sequence.

"And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon…."

I don't have enough uninterrupted time to really get into the 90-minute podcasts (the free feed of Never Not Funny is about all I ever regularly listen to), but I took the time for Aisha Tyler's "Girl On Guy" this week with Jean Grae, and it was pretty great, apart from the target audience of people that like both of…

Got the biggest laugh from me, that's for sure.  I'll check them out.

I Hate Our Freedom has some pedigree - ex-Texas Is The Reason.

Yeah, I made it about 2 minutes into the video - I was mesmerized by how much it sucked.  I mean, totally and completely hypnotized by how shitty it was.

All Dawes Go To Heaven?

No mention of "Your silhouette belongs on a muuuud flap"?

I didn't listen to enough metal this year to really comment on a lot of these but…