If you start with the alcohol and drugs, you'd be surprised at how many attractive people there are.

If you start with the alcohol and drugs, you'd be surprised at how many attractive people there are.

I always assumed Rick Santorum was a TeaBagger, or is the person with the balls on their face the TeaBaggee?  I get those confused.

I always assumed Rick Santorum was a TeaBagger, or is the person with the balls on their face the TeaBaggee?  I get those confused.

I think 90% of the people I went to college with meet this definition of "Artist."

I think 90% of the people I went to college with meet this definition of "Artist."

Why are they talking about a bathroom or toliet seat?

Why are they talking about a bathroom or toliet seat?

"Love him, hate him: You don't know him."

"Love him, hate him: You don't know him."

In 11th place this week: A blank screen.

In 11th place this week: A blank screen.

That would assume somebody with Linkin Park could still come up with at least $30,000.  I'm afraid all of that money was spent on black hoodies and skate boards years ago.

That would assume somebody with Linkin Park could still come up with at least $30,000.  I'm afraid all of that money was spent on black hoodies and skate boards years ago.

Chicago does indeed have a Lincoln Park, which houses the city's second string zoo.

Chicago does indeed have a Lincoln Park, which houses the city's second string zoo.

Nah mate, it's Beady Eye music…

Nah mate, it's Beady Eye music…

Isn't that the name of the upcoming Bruce Willis action movie?

Isn't that the name of the upcoming Bruce Willis action movie?