I don't know what it is HipsterDBag, but I want to push you around, and I will, and I will.

I don't know what it is HipsterDBag, but I want to push you around, and I will, and I will.

They could always get David Bowie to fill the role of Davy Jones.  It was a part he was born to play!

They could always get David Bowie to fill the role of Davy Jones.  It was a part he was born to play!

He believes in saving the President, banning the designated hitter and kisses that last for three days.

He believes in saving the President, banning the designated hitter and kisses that last for three days.

Ditto on the REM.

Ditto on the REM.

But does he have a van?

But does he have a van?

Does Robocop look like a bitch? 

Contained 35% of USDA daily requirement for hilarity.

The Cyborg stands alone….

The Cyborg stands alone….

Robo's Comin!!!!

Robo's Comin!!!!

I still think Dustin Diamond should have played Osama.

I still think Dustin Diamond should have played Osama.

I think those are the rare swordfishtrombones, not sharks.

I think those are the rare swordfishtrombones, not sharks.