Tony Parker (caught in the crossfire): Mondieu, my eye!!  Now I cannot shoot ze basketball through ze net.

Tony Parker (caught in the crossfire): Mondieu, my eye!!  Now I cannot shoot ze basketball through ze net.

But if a penis is going to be racist, isn't it preferable that it just be flaccid and lay around because it's not into something.  The problem is the racist dicks who are really attracted to the object of their racism, so they get themselves all worked up and feel the need to take out their tension on someone.

But if a penis is going to be racist, isn't it preferable that it just be flaccid and lay around because it's not into something.  The problem is the racist dicks who are really attracted to the object of their racism, so they get themselves all worked up and feel the need to take out their tension on someone.

Why, are you a 14 year old girl?

Why, are you a 14 year old girl?

I hate them too.  In '93 I was waiting tables in Peoria and was completely infatuated with this gorgeous waitress named Natalie who was a Soul Asylum fanatic.  I finally got her to go to a party with me after work and she became enthralled with a shaggy-haired friend of mine because he kinda looked like the lead…

I hate them too.  In '93 I was waiting tables in Peoria and was completely infatuated with this gorgeous waitress named Natalie who was a Soul Asylum fanatic.  I finally got her to go to a party with me after work and she became enthralled with a shaggy-haired friend of mine because he kinda looked like the lead…

A Weird Al cover is better than having a Top 10 single.

A Weird Al cover is better than having a Top 10 single.

I'm just a poster, but I'd rather not be…

I'm just a poster, but I'd rather not be…

This is the most attention Billy's received in months!

This is the most attention Billy's received in months!

It is better to post good, than to feel good!

It is better to post good, than to feel good!

(Digs way back into closet of Billy Crystal costumes for Fernando outfit)

(Digs way back into closet of Billy Crystal costumes for Fernando outfit)

Ranking of bands with umlauts in their names:
1.      Husker Du
2.      Motorhead
178.  Motley Crue

Ranking of bands with umlauts in their names:
1.      Husker Du
2.      Motorhead
178.  Motley Crue