How to spot an amateur: "My favorite Velvet Underground song is 'Pale Blue Eyes'."

Ozzy's Smile-Time Variety Hour.

All the good radio shows are on Sunday night, too.

It's later the same week—"accelerated decrepitude"!

Yanks—le mot juste!

Hey, funboys! Get a room!

Fave Clemmy line: "We aim to try."

Props to Bela Lugosi, please, also in The Body Snatcher.

It's pronounced "azalea".

I'm not whimsy averse; I just hate that guy's voice.

What's this got to do
with Kim Kardashian? RIP