Imagine if this episode was been the pilot.

Honestly I could watch an hour of Simon just describing what he would do to that poor woman's breasts.

"A crippling obsession with large breasts"

DONT F*CK WITH PINKS

I actually liked this episode, but I honestly dont give a hobos shit about the whole Wayne/Asian fetish thing.

There was a problem with the foreskin…

Next year we can expect a movie about the first gay cavemen.

Jonah is the biggest douche on veep, but he is so goofy and immature that it makes him more loveable than Dan, who is just a straight up asshole.

What up y'all punk ass bitches, I am Jonah Ryan.

This show is The Big Bang Theory with a dick and with a sense of humor.

Kumail: Peter Gregory?
Martin: The Dark Lord…..

"I guess I'll just go set up, and give my self a boner"
-Beck Bennett
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Hes a villain, a good villain.

I cant believe I actually cared about this disgusting yet awesome characters.

I bet Isaac (Joe Mande) sells drugs with Harris Wittels

Rob Huebel needs his own show.

Jake is a good dude, but he cant compete with "Girthquackes" monster penis.

I laughed while saying "Noooooo" when Mikey got shot.

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Dude Rosa is April on steroids.