The pressure will be intense. One is bound to blow up big.
What? Too soon?

Now that's a policy change I can really get behind!

It always looked like a paramecium to me.

Excitable Misunderstood Genius can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

I know what you mean….a little of the old drive in-out?

Did you mean twinks?

Everybody loves a clown,
So why don't you…

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!
Cheers!

Only funny if they are raping a clown….

Welcome to the raping of your nostalgia!
Wait till the Hairy Potter sequels REALLY start!

$300 now, in 6 months: $3 a bottle, $12 a case.
Available at your finer stoops and bodegas and Costcos nationwide.

I have sworn to myself, when I open my restaurant, it will either be called L'Idiot or Chez Quis.

Pan Weiner.

I've got plenty of nuts, thank you. Would you like some of mine?

What is that word that describes that? Like rain on your wedding day?

Wait, tentacle monster sex? How did I miss this show?

I know, even the Greeks AND the Romans spoke with English accents. Who knew the English Empire even spanned time?

the biscuit mix doesn't have cheese to mix in. Cheesy biscuits, just add cheese.

Do said bisexuals know how to make cheesy drop biscuits? Hungry dicknosed monstrosities need to know.

You know…it just might work as a movie.