That's Our Obama!

I'll drink to that!

Hey, those hookers don't stay 16 forever!

I'll get drunk before I go. Seeing double is the same as watching it twice, right?

I think I can make it!

Get a treatment on my desk tomorrow.

Was it a Walmart greeter in a jar?

Yes I have. mmmmm delish.
Steel Reserve?

UNC for the win! Highest point on the plains!

Did you get the "sweettarts" from the men's bathroom?

I'm a Steelers fan, and I may skip it.

If I stopped coming here, I'd have to find work.

Malaise after season 5.

IT WAS NEVER THE COWGIRLS! YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

I don't know, I wasn't asked either. I just saw it on Yahoo news, so you know it must be true.

I don't know, I might go along if one or more of them was wearing a denim speed suit.

Hey, they are "America's team" now.

"I'm the plumber, I'm here to lay some pipe."

Liked for "sixhead".

It's like I'm seeing double here! Two xanderpusses with weasels ripping flesh!