So what? My name IS Brett. You got nothing, BRAD!

I love waterskiing! And swimming! Wait, what?

Ah Ah…

I'm personally going to take their guns, THEN their white women…And I plan on giving the women equal pay for their work, in my grand liberalsocialistcommunistnazi takeover plan.

We are coming for you, Rethuglicans. No, really, it's not your paranoia, we are waiting outside in your bushes to get you.

Whoo!

My only thought after reading she took a hobo to the VMA's was: Did said hobo get a handy afterward?

STWIKE HIM RWOUGHLY, CENTURION!

'Murica

Dammit, didn't you see that one guys request for one thread without a Simpsons quote?

I took a 25 year old EDM freak to a Skinny Puppy show this year. She loved it.

MMMMMM, delicious pink paradise. A guy could get used to living there.

He was just looking for a nu start.

What a world that would be….sigh…

One in wins!

What? You think being Shaggy is easy?
RIP Mr. Kasem

I hate taking money.

I worked in a restaurant that did by-the-slice. If I had to work the register ever, and someone handed me a credit card, I would just walk away, rather than ring it in. Waste of time. I also didn't charge if they gave me cash. I think I made one in four people pay…

He calls them "Dikachu Kisses".

"THIS IS MY MOVIE! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!"