I used to recite the "THIS IS MY RIFLE!" at the cafeteria I worked at, loudly and in the middle of the lunch rush because it amused this cute little blonde lady I worked with. I don't think the customers were so amused….

And the winner for tonights most homoerotic thread goes to….

FREE HAT!

Like rubbing two sticks together to, uh…start a fire…

Eskimo kisses?

Why ya gotta be all up in Dik's face?

I think Dikachu's nose is very cumly.

I see you know your Yahoo speak.

If only…

Downvote.

In all honesty, if I had that kind of money, I would become a supervillain. Ruin governments, crush entire infrastructures of cities I didn't like, fund international hit squads, buy the Denver Broncos….

Butt sex.

I recently reconnected with an ex! Our conversations have been very nice.
And I get to see Skinny Puppy on Monday! Going to be a great show!

Lionel Richie!!

According to The Marvel Universe, a collection of comics in the late 80's that outlined all of the heroes/villians and their powers, the hulk had an undetermined strength limit, while the Thing had a limit of around 85 tons. But as the hulk gets stronger, he loses more mental capacity, thus granting an edge to the…

So much easier than reading a comic book…Kids hate reading, its for lame-o old people.

Can the "beard fad" be over now?
I mean, think how ridiculous Dikachu would look with a hipster beard…

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Victory is mine!

Well duh….

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