Chloroform will eat through plastic…

When I die, I hope to go in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like his passengers.

Speak for yourself bagel boy.  I was not in a frat and got more ass than a toilet seat.

No they are not.

That's just a feminist myth, there is no "clitoris".

But when does she get to the fireworks factory?

Cat juggling is.

….Atom bombs, teen-age romance…

I'll get my broom!

Hey now, we only rape when we have to…

You need a college degree to make fries now.

Ah yes, the MST3K principle…

I prefer the term "furry"  or, if necessary, "plushy"

Baldie.

Ahhh, go for broke…

Pfff…buncha short haired haters is all.  Enjoy your hairless future baldies!

I love this statement, I think I'll use it in everyday life.

And nobody likes a weeping Boehner…

"Yo, She-Witch…Let's go!"

Win.