I am thoroughly, utterly, completely amused by this converstion.

SNAP!

Protein shake through a meat straw!

I know that this might be the wrong place to suggest it, but, maybe it would be a good time of year to get out of the house and, oh, go to a museum or a zoo, do something non-movie or A/V related.

…the hell is a taco cat?

I came for the Kimchi chronicles, but I stayed for the Lusty Busty Asians!

[shlimp]

…stickin' together is what good waffles do.

It's the New Normal!

It's the New Normal!

Long underwear and wool socks are Alaskan lingerie.

Yeah, most of us have already ding-aling danged our dang-along ding-dongs

Don't blame me, I voted for hrrrrrghghgggg arrrrrgggggghhhhh.

Integers?  The proper term is Numerical Americans

I want what the dog is eating.

Thank you Mr Science. 
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…Girl's gotta eat, ya know?…

Liked for the use of "homonculus".
And "rictus".

Oh, REAL mature man…

Fantastic idea.  I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.