We live in great times, I tells ya! GREAT TIMES!

More Entertaining
Than his show. And commercial free. The new frontier of entertainment.

Put myself through college by cooking, Graduated with a BS in Biology. Guess what I do now? That's right, I am a chef. Back-up plans work.

I might watch it….
If in every episode she bares her breasts ala Black Snake Moan.

Or if he is a gay dog:
"My balls taste great!"

Or acting superior to "the meatheads" running amok. You should have been killed, you asshole.

You see, in what is refered to as the "Late Eighties", wearing a pink shirt would be considered effeminate, or, if you will, "gay".

But where can I go to buy books now?

LOOK IN HIS TRUNK!

…But I already sold my soul for Rock-n-Roll…

Sugartits, that was so much better than canceraids…

…plus, he said it all without spraying cookie crumbs.

***golf clap***

Sorry babe, this all day sucker is down to the soggy white stick.

Again, Archmage, you truly are the Dungeon Master.

Good God!
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!!!

As long as one of 'em takes a ham across the face.

Damn you Craig J. Clark! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Territory by Sepultura. What is more American than War for territory?

Rocky Mountain Oysters are very good. Every visit to Denver, my dad and I make a trip up to Severence(birthplace of the RMO) and have a meal. Don't be afraid, try them sometime.