Your mom?

Are you a cop?

keep the change..and go get yourself a nice piece of ass.

KAA_ZING! Felt that one up in Alaska.

I think Coke-Filled Garfield won…I'm not too sure…

She can z-snap in the air and say "No you di'int" till the bad guys give up.

I don't know…

What about Saramago: Baltassar and Blimunda. Or Delillio: White Noise…so many good reads out there, just keep trying 'merica.

Never, ever feel bad about alcohol as a gift. It brings joy to most, comfort to others. Skol!

Crazy as a Fox News commentator…

You rang, JPB?

I'm here for the chicks, man….

Hey, I've been out of work for a while….Where can I get one of these "Blow-Jobs"?

I can't believe it's not butter.

Fuck you Jesus.

I'd buy that for a dollar….

Life of Brian?

If I could, I'd make a thrumming noise to attract the Nazi torpedos to this thread.

…Achieving greater intimacy?

I'd go 2 to 1,Fry, I didn't pull out tonight.