Ka-zing!

Hey-ohhh!

That's why it was so familiar. But really, moral of this story to Hef is: Be careful what you want, it may be what you get. America got looser than a Hustler model's va-jay jay.

Or a Ka-Zar movie.

oh, you poor clueless neophyte…

Hey though, who among us hasn't dressed up as a woman on occassion?

What's a "chitlin"?

Animal>Cookie Monster

…but only if he says it with authority.

A Z is just a sideways N

Wasilla is spelled "Wasilla"….as in "Die in a fire"

Just so you know, a real conversation in a real Alaska bar tonight:
"Who are you voting for?"
"Fuck you!"

Charlie Chaplin already did that…in 2D

Ford Prefect-All you need is a shoulder bag, a towel, and some sort of device that you could program it to say"don't panic"….If only such a device existed…

Well, we ould talk about something else if you want…Have you heard about Lindsey Lohan lately?

Yes, they spend more money than most, but mostly on drugs and booze…Its things like that, that make it possible for people like us to deal with people like you…

Really? Finally! I have been waiting for thi……Hold on, I see what you did there….

Released in 2013?
A little late, don't you think?

The Waterfall?
Eric Cartman is a great addition, but calling the indoor waterfall at Casa Bonita ridiculous? You obviously never had the chance to go there as a kid…Scott Gordon, I weep for your childhood.

Can we start calling their production company "The Porkchop Express"?