I just absolutely don't understand people liking Moriarty. He was SO BORING. He basically phoned in every performance. Even when he was "angry" it came off like he was upset at being woken up from a nap. I'll take Sam Waterston and his beady little Muppet eyes any day of the week.

My secret dream relationship was Annie and Troy, until the billiards episode. Now it's Jeff and Troy. DAMN

Wait, you LIKED Michael Moriarty? I don't think he was ever even awake on the show.

"Unfriend"?
Why did they wait until 2009 to make that The Word?

Um, excuse me
But this entire list should just be replaced with the Avalanches' "Since I Left You", which is not only the best album ever made but in fact the best audio recording of any kind since the invention of the phonograph.

Wow
I thought for sure that Kenneth was going to be the down-home all-American cast member they were going to add. They could even pay him at the page rate!

Betty and Italy
Didn't Betty work as a model for a designer for like a year? I don't think her Italian is all that incredible.

I want to hang out with Werner Herzog and John Waters, too, but probably not at the same time.

Well?
Does the warehouse have an android for Saul Rubinek to sexually harass?

Sounds more like a whole package euphemism.

Wow
Nine pages and still no one's said Shortbus?

Hey!
I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to Machete.

I don't watch this show but
I'm getting tired of seeing Squinty in magazine ads.

I don't give a shit
Fuck the haters, Kathy Griffin owns

Fuck you, ass

I just picture Brian Stack doing the ghost crooner bit. That's the entire movie: Stack going "ba-ba-boooo" and singing four hundred racist songs to the same melody.

Not cool
What was up with that bisexual comment out of nowhere? Biphobia is totally gay

Another story arc has been the Jackie Jormp-Jomp movie.

A thought
What if the A.V. Club wrote an article or TV Club update about Kings without declaring that the show was doomed or saying or implying that it's going to get canceled? What would such an update look like?

I haven't seen it since I was five, but wasn't the main villain an evil woman's face in a book? I dreamed that the music teacher at our school was using the book as a songbook without realizing, and something Bad would happen.