I think I win
When I was five, I had a nightmare from the Care Bears movie.

I will be honest
I did not care for this film.

:(
No San Diego?

That Dave Foley monologue is fantastic. One time I used it as a monologue in a theater class, and it was so brilliant that the class loved it, even though I'm a terrible fucking actor.

Whoops!
Thanks for reminding me about this. After I saw the movie, I bought the book, but didn't get around to reading it and then I forgot about it.

What
"there's not enough to the story to keep the show going for more than a season"

:(
Josh Modell called me a stupidface. :(

A thought
It would be helpful in these columns if the titles linked to the A.V. Club reviews of the movies.

I love Stroszek
It's like the blackest comedy ever

What
Who the hell is going to pay thirty dollars for Beverly Hills Chihuahua?

Quantum Leap was Touched By An Angel with time travel.

huh
"Practically" a metaphor for television? I don't watch the show, but I thought that was the whole point: it IS a metaphor for television.

Geographic identity is a complex thing.

Music
I've never heard of ninety percent of the bands discussed or reviewed on the AV Club.

Hast du etwas Zeit fur mich?
Every time Liz Lemon speaks German, my heart goes a-flutter.

Failed it the same way I failed so many other classes: skipping most of my homework.

thanks for letting me see you naked

This whole addressing-the-nominees thing makes the ceremony feel like Project Runway.

PotUSA
When I took my first semester video editing class, our first assignment was to edit a promo for the George of the Jungle movie. I probably heard the Presidents of the United States' cover of the theme song about four hundred thousand times during that fucking project — which I had to do twice, because I retook…

San Diego has a surprisingly active theater scene; does the Decider cover theater?