What is it with The Onion's hipster douche bag commenters that everything has to be done in lock-step with one another? I can hear the jack boots echoing in the streets as the massive borg of commenters is moving along whilst deciding (together of course) which direction to go next. God forbid any of you should have…

If you're even halfway sane and want an actual tablet with an iPhone-type touch screen (now as opposed to in 2 years), you're not going to get it for $400, $500, $600, $700 or even $800. You can't always get what you want (ultra cheap laptop with touch functionality built-in), but if you pay for it, you can get what…

Maybe I'm Missing Something…
But wouldn't it have made more sense to give the Mac Air the iPhone/iPod Touch screen and a single pivot hinge and provided everyone with full functionality, instead of this slightly beefier, but no less impotent iPod? The lack of innovation here is frightening. It just got bigger and…