Would you like to hear fascinating anecdotes about my fantasy baseball team?

Check out fancy pants with the vending machine over here. I get my tuna by combining the scraps from all the bowls at the cat shelter.

I don't know what your metaphor means but I like it.

Henna? I barely know'a!

Woohoo! Four-day weekend!

"I know a guy who knows the Maryland mom…."

and probably Moon Boy for all I know

Yes, you have to hand-wave that stuff away - and that's what I did reading the book. But it still bugged me, because the book was about contingencies, planning, logistics, statistics, public policy etc., but just kind of glossed over the accumulation of zombies.

That wouldn't create millions and millions of zombies.

I happened to be on vacation right near where they were shooting some of this in the D.R.

I know it's stupid to pick at the plot of a zombie book, but there never would have been so many zombies in World War Z. The zombies consumed their victims, they didn't bite them once and wait around for them to become fellow zombies.

Dennis, there was another twin in your mother's womb. We were going to call him Donnie. You and Deandra devoured him before he could be born. You gobbled him up.

Oh, you unzipped me!
It's all coming back!
It's all coming back!

Spoonman

Georg give all protesters rocking chair, they fall asleep

Hipster Bouche Dag?

I was going to check in at Plymouth Rock because I'm so clever. But i settled for Casterly Rock.

Sad!

Or "steamed hams"

I don't even own a birthday