Saying they are no longer a hub for French-inspired cuisine is not an implication that tiramisu is French, even if tiramisu is mentioned in the prior paragraph.

It's all pipes!

No, it's all true

lol wtf is council

Can they kick it?

I was thinking the same thing. A "Gateway" guide isn't that helpful if the second step requires driving to some brewery in bumblefuck on a weekday morning or something.

Am I the only one who doesn't like the word "microbrew?" Why is the micro prefix not used for anything else in food and beverage?

What about Hot Pie?

WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T ANYONE IN THE MOVIES USE A GODDAMNED MOUSE!!? IT'S ALWAYS TAP TAP TAP

Clouds Taste Metallic!

Because it's too harsh and it's not consistent with the other rules.

Crossing the goal line isn't what made it be out of bounds…

So do you think any punishment for speeding is justified because…. "just don't do it"? $50 fine? $500 fine? $1000 fine? loss of driver's license?

Yes, but that is not assuming a change in possession (otherwise it would be a TD) like the touchback rule in question.

That line of reasoning justifies any penalty for any infraction. If we are discussing levels of punishment, "How about they just don't do it?" is not helpful or instructive.

Why? In terms of safety by a fumble out of bounds in one's own end-zone, the recovery is not assumed to be made by the other team like in the touchback example.

That fumble rule is indeed terrible. I don't like Harbaugh, but I've long agreed with the position he is putting forth.

CARHOLD!

Wasn't this a one-off joke when Andy Samberg was doing a Cage impression on Weekend Update?

Sad!