Gronkowski probably was confused by that "open letter," as that character was Bonk, not Gronk, so it clearly wasn't about him…

Yeah, old time hockey! like Eddie Shore!

Right, and I don't really follow hockey, but am I right thinking no one would ever say "the Bruins drop the puck" about the start of a game? The refs drop the puck, or more vaguely the puck dropping is a symbol of a game or season starting, but teams don't drop the puck. Or am I ignorant about hockey idioms?

I found that weird, too. And it wasn't just using a Patriots-like team, it was clearly supposed to be specifically them - just with fake names.

I ain't clinking any links in this article or comment section!

Ermagerd!

Oh… my ….Gaahd

You can just eat a raw 5 lb slab of pork belly as is? And call it bacon?

2 parts lemonade + 1 part cran-raspberry juice. I call it the 123456789.

EVERYBODY BACK IN THE CHUNNEL!

This is one time where musical theater really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

Straw-bus

Or a gritty norwegian fire department origin story

Is the name of their group intentionally made to sound like "The N-Word" ?

FINALLY SOMEONE PICKS AN ANIMAL THAT ISNT ALREADY GIANT!

As god as my witness, i thought his name was Zimmerman.

"This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream, The mind revealing itself to itself.
In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion.
There seemed to emanate from it a light from within, this gleaming, radiant marble.
I'd known this place. I had in fact been born…

wrong

I thought he got punched, not the other way around.

They obeyed the Fenway Park curfew of 10:30 this year. But they started at 7:30 so fit in plenty of songs.