Because "rival" doesn't indicate the presence of a fake or tense friendship.

Who is more talented, Rashida Jones or her half-sister Norah?

The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.

I feel like a sucker for living where I do when I see that houses are assessed at ~$70,000 in other parts of the country.

Come to think of it, when Nucky was shot in the hand a few seasons ago he was spared from further gunshot wounds when an out-of-frame gunman killed his would-be assassin.

Oh, a protagonist has a gun pointed at him and is about to die and a villain feels to compelled to make a smarmy remark, giving someone offscreen the precise timing to shoot the guy with the gun, and not miss of course.  How many shows and movies has this tired cliche appeared in? 100? 1,000?

I'll pinot her gris

I'll fix her tips

How about a crazy wedding?

Knibb High football rules!!

cool employer triad, bro.

Sure, here's some free edification: breathing through the nose helps keep your lips from drying out, thereby saving big on your monthly chap stick expenses.

Not great, Bob!!!

Almost all of the superhero movies are terrible, and everyone looks like suckers by treating them as so important and also by swallowing the revisionist history that the comic books were such a big part of the culture in the first place.

Why the hell would Hoover expose his undercover FBI man to some lowly prohibition agent? Does he not understand how "undercover" works?

5:15 Nude Beach

Fast-forwarding thru the beginning of 'Teenage Riot'? You are the worst.

Running and falling and dying to know it

A Bolt of Lightning!

I don't think he needs a book to explain it; seems like a sentence would do: He changed "fuck" to "forget."