What about 'High Tide'!???!!

Phil Collins?

Ice to see you!

This house was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off with Matty Broderick, who was in that christmas movie with Danny Devito, who was married to Rhea Pearlman, who was on Cheers with Woody Harrelson, who probably does not eat bacon because I think he is a vegetarian.

That's just hollywood rumors and lies. She was never beautiful or popular.

LACES OUT, DAN!

the Mac And Me house has that cool ravine in the back

a boy named hosue

This house was in Ferris Bueller's Day Off with Richard Edson, who was in the band Sonic Youth with Kim Gordon, who was in Last Days with Michael Pitt, who was in Boardwalk Empire with Michael Shannon, who was in Groundhog Day with Bill Murray, who was in Zombieland with Woody Harrelson, who was in Cheers with George…

The 'Voodoo Shark' one was also intelligence-insulting, especially the part where they found part of shark carcass which maybe had been attacked by the mythical beast and totally was not just planted there for them to "find" on camera…

"Dusk! With a creepy tingling sensation, you can hear the fluttering of
leathery wings! BATS! With glowing red eyes and glistening fangs, these
unspeakable giant bugs drop onto…"

I don't even own a hashtag

Yo Drumma's so fat, his drumsticks are toblerone bars

stop making up names

Yo Drumma's so fat, his drum fills are custard!

I will never see a movie whose star's name is Arm & Hammer.

I was not lying

Time for a cool story, fellow members of the broletariat:

Ayatoldya this country was going to shit!

GAY PANIC!