I thought they were bandaged.

I only tuned into Voyager because I thought Kes was cute. Then they replaced her with a sex bomb in Seven of Nine.

She successfully deflected Tom Cruise's recruitment/wedding proposal.

"a group of "misfit" attorneys who form an "unconventional" practice together."

Yeah, what happened to Leah Remini?

Is a Jazz Scooter a means of transportation for Miles Davis or a play executed by Carlos Boozer?

When will Gamera Cafe episodes start airing?

Ask Dr. Science.
For years (maybe even 20?) the local jazz/traffic station in the Twin Cities KBEM has played what I assume is a syndicated bit where Dr. Science reads questions sent in from listeners, then a wacky answer is given complete with 50s "Mr. Wizard" theme music.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
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DA: Fred Thompson, because he is essentially Foghorn Leghorn.
ADA: Waterston, mostly for his killer robots sketch on SNL.
ADA Lady: This is tough. I find all of them hot on some level. Alana De La Garza is a sex bomb to me. They need to find an excuse to get her out of those dress suits.

Ass.

Carmel Breenia sucks a fat cock.

Thank you for that incredible story Level Best As Ever.

That's Ape Lincoln.

Yeah Heller, you dissed Living Colour and name Jimmy Buffet as your comfort food music. You are a person I have a problem with.

Actually the guy from Clutch is Jean Paul Gaster and he is the only drummer listed so far with the GROOVE to pull off replacing Bonzo.

I don't know, compared to Michael Buble, Connick is Duke Ellington.

Nathan was on Johnny Carson? When did this happen?

Weirdest strip-club music combo: I saw a dancer dance to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush and "Heart of the Sunrise" by Yes. Granted, this was right around the time Buffalo '66 came out.

Rehab - Sittin' At The Bar.

What's wrong with a Wah pedal?