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5:42 PM - 22 Aug 2015
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I thought the plot would be "his life is doubly ruined" by the shame of the bad pitch a la Baba Booey.

Tony Barbieri! The return of Miles Standish/ John Quincy Adams!!!

And no one would have heard of "the 86th parallel" prior to the Korean War….

Steele Stebbins…

Y'all hear? Key and Peele is cancelled. Bummer.

I agree. Barbie has always been the worst. And he sure likes killing folks!

I don't know, those pants looked pretty brown to me…

I'm really surprised this is just the back half of last season. I loved the last season, but this ep was absolutely terrible. Almost laugh free. If this is what they pulled out for the opener, well, it doesn't bode well…

I thought she looked terrible with bangs…

Screw 'em! More Pete for us.

They used to mix it up. But ever since the 2000 election and the proliferation of the terms "red state" or "blue state", it's been kept the same.

Tres Comas may be the funniest thing I have ever heard.

I don't know who Gwen Ihnat is, but I foster extreme dislike for her…

Semen, semen, semen, semen-uhh!

Put Kate Bush and XTC in the Hall of Fame!!

I don't think anyone was comfortable going completely blackface!

I think Lily has become the single most likable character!

Sit down shut up was hilarious!

Bradley Cooper?