Someone probably said it already, but that Bills ornament looks like a Hellraiser cenobite. Future sequel: "Billraiser"?

I was just telling a co-worker about his autobiography and the hell he went through in the opera school. A great, if brutal, read.

Seriously, as a kid, I flippin' loved that show. I'm not sure why he was so disparaging since it was aimed at kids. Sure, if you watch it and interpret it as an adult, it's not great, but we're not the target audience, kids are.

I gotta remember to clean up at the store, too. I have to admit, though, I'm a little more in to Count Chocula than Boo-Berry. I so want to like Boo-Berry but it just tastes a little off to me.

Did either of them work with Teddy Boo-sevelt?

And the Blue Meanies from Yellow Submarine scared the crap out of me.

I tore my ACL and it hurt like hell when it happened and I couldn't move laterally at all on it, but even right after it happened, I could stand and walk on it just fine. I had surgery on it months later and walked on it the whole time before that but there's no way I was playing sports again before surgery. For…

Totally agree on Teen Wolf's coach being one of the greatest cinematic creations ever. His 3 rules of life are fantastic and his "motivational speeches" are second-to-none. This is a totally overlooked exchange:
Coach: Hey, look at it this way, guys, it'll all be over in less than an hour.
Player: Any strategy…

The beauty of that movie is everyone plays their characters respectfully - there's no playing with a wink or laughing behind the line. You really enjoy the characters even with all their weaknesses. And you aren't kidding about quotable - "Sweet 'stache, bro."

Are you guys the Oh-Knee-Ders?

If you haven't seen it, "Safe Men" will make your day. Steve Zahn and Sam Rockwell as well as Mark Ruffalo, among others. Good movie.

And that's it in a nutshell - yes, the dude is immensely talented, but he seems to be even more gracious and genuinely nice. The guy comes across like a dude you'd love to be friends with, not because it'd be so crazy fun, but simply because you'd love being in his company.

This is the right way to do it - one of the funniest damn things I've seen. Demetri Martin nailed it… http://www.cc.com/video-cli…

You mixed up the order of the words in your sentence there, John. You meant to write, "Sure, there's no time for bad fashion."

It's the verbal version of click-bait but it's unnecessary since we're already watching. It's more a reflection of how articulate the announcers are than anything else - with so many former players and guys who probably don't have the largest vocabularies to begin with, you're going to get a few words used a lot. …

Go back and read all the Block & Tackle columns. They're awesome and his Phil Simms poems are sublime.

Actually, Plaxico Burress came by after dark and threatened it with his concealed weapon before proceeding to shoot himself in the thigh.

There's already 1281 comments so I'm not going to search if my point has already been made. So here it is: I really liked Home Improvement. I think the article's author's age at the time is more significant than he realizes. I watched the show throughout my 20s and, despite being over a decade from becoming a…

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