Rent it in Pittsburgh?

Mono…

It's the change that falls out of the pocket of a teenage guy awkwardly dry humping his girlfriend on the couch while she's babysitting.

Can we separate the Transformers from their movies?  Man, those action figures were cool back in the day!  My little brother had one that turned in to a Walkman.  A Walkman!

What a cromulent choice!

Renaton, I don't disagree with you that people will get overlooked, particularly on smaller shows on smaller networks.  However, shouldn't somebody in the voting pool have pointed out that there's a show where an actress is playing multiple characters with multiple viewpoints/attitudes/accents/backgrounds?  Seems like…

I actually think it's first tier.  The slow build of suspense is really amazing in The Fog, and it is a genuinely scary ghost story.  It's as scary as Halloween in its best moments, and as the article alludes to, it uses what you can't see to really heighten the fear.  The acting's not terribly great, but it doesn't…

Actually, "Bulging Mouthfuls" is the sexual position.  Don't feel bad, it's a common mistake.

Devo is very punk.  Their whole concept was to basically go against every tradition there was in thought and music.  If that isn't punk, I don't know what is.  (And they said "screw you" to the record company when it was suggested Johnny Rotten be their lead singer.  Another nice F You.)

Taking a tip from the angry emails shown above, I would like to suggest "AVC-words".

She told me that she worked in a chicken factory.

It's okay. I watch Paula Deen while ordering my slaves to feed me fried chicken.

Helen Mirren in "Hell on Mirren!"

Easy there, Tyler Durden.

Could we do a "LoveSong" feature from Al's kid?  "I think that song where he talks about his big cock is so amazing!  What's a cock?"

I admit to being a pussy pre-child.

Next up on tonight's agenda, we'll hear from the parents who want to get rid of the teacher who grades hard.  After that, we'll take a break for orange drink, provided by Mrs. Harrison.

I'm sorry, is his major complaint needing to explain lyrics to his kid?  And is his second biggest complaint the "irony" of shopping at a thrift shop?  Don't the lyrics rip on people who spend tons of money on clothes while he can look good spending less?
I'm not sure this guy hates this song so much as the fact that a…

Library book sales will get you cheaper prices than that usually.

Han, I love you.