When I was teaching middle school in 1998-99, the way I got my girls to pay attention was to let them take over a bulletin board for their own N*Sync vs. Backstreet Boys battle.  They were allowed to post pictures and anything else and they could look at it during non-class hours, but during class they needed to work.…

Someone's been watching old Simpsons and reading Simpsons' classic reviews!

Mine is called, "Stand and Do Covers".

Actually, it's just how it sounds on the toilet in Australia.

Wait, I've got it.  Make it a time-traveling series where a Time Lord and his companion (born of an Earthling and an alien) search out comedy throughout time and space.  Call it "Dr. Who and a Half-Man".

That's the alternate reality series where they get ahold of the Tardis and travel back in time.

I have a feeling as actors come and go and changes have to be made that this show will eventually end up with the title, "Three Men and a Little Lady".  Has an oddly familiar ring to it…

A couple others have said it already, but this song is fantastic.  It's actually my favorite Ramones' song because it seems to be the most pure and, ironically, raw of all their songs.  Joey is putting his heart out there as a music fan and longing for something pure and true that he knew in the past.  I love that the…

Couldn't people check The Ramones' wikipedia page in 1976?  Oh, dial-up was slow.

The best thing about a William Friedkin handjob is the head of your penis rotates 360 degrees right before you orgasm.

And I will brag about my signed copy of "Dandelion Wine," a signature obtained when I was about 13.  Probably still my favorite book thirty years later.

How about drinking some Jessica Bile pee?

Nonstarter?

I got China singing about Little Richard's No Child Policy.

At least she can still be in that sequel I was reading about, "Logan's Very Slow Walk."

I still remember, and love, when Affleck hosted in spring of 2000 (I think) and killed it.  Some fun sketches and he was excellent.  Guy gets way too much crap.  He'll be good even if the material sucks.

Exactly my friend's sentiment and mine.  We walked out of the movie saying, "That was not the goddamn worst movie I've ever seen."

Damn, her vagina, uh, his science, is too tight!

The next orgasm I give a woman during sex I will rate as "the first".

Angus should move in with Boner!