It's an old-fashioned hole-diggin'! By gar, it's been a while.

I love that FDR gives Scratchy as many kicks as he does Hitler. What did Scratchy do?

Yeah, Matt Groening's word has no effect on canon. His recent Springfield, OR announcement is the Gay Dumbledore of Simpsons.

*E.Buzz Miller tosses suitcase*

Maybe he was waiting for a different movie. There was just one kid working the ticket booth when Bart tried to get in. They really only have the capacity for one line.

We got beets!

That's more of an OOH, YEEAH!

He'll eat up Monolopy and shit out Connect four

A fat washed up Sheamus in a terrible new gimmick. Actually probably Sheamus in 2019.

Guys, didn't we just do this like 3 days ago?

Ha! Remember when everyone thought that the new commenting system would get rid of anonymous trolls? Keep the dream alive, @avclub-9b3eca27b368c5a2a7efc94dc5c4afc5:disqus !

I love the face he makes when he says ass. With his teeth sticking out and eyes wide.

I don't know if it counts as a Space-Age Out-of-This-World MOOOOON Waffle, since the guy doesn't even use a waffle iron. Or eat it off of a toothpick.

The circular motion Flanders made for Homer to lower his window. Is that still the universal car window sign even though they're all electric? How does one motion to lower car windows in 2012?

Catholic Priest with a boner

How odd of you to post that. Mrs. Stimson, who is Indian-born and raised, was inexplicably obsessed with that video this Christmas-time. In all fairness he does pronounce "totally" funny.

Obviously Hornswoggle.

@avclub-eaa88660d97aa2a15400335bcf9d93ac:disqus, it's such a feat for McDonald's PR team that they were able to somehow convince the same types of people that jump at the chance to complain about McDonalds food quality and business practices that McDonalds was the little guy getting bullied by some ridiculous lawsuit.

They're really just the same song.

This is what happens when you hipsters trade your movies for your Netflix and On Demand. Now the Chinese are telling us what to put in our movies!