A finer performance from Andrew Keegan, we have not seen!

1. 69 Love Songs
2. Distortion
3. Charm of the Highway Strip
4. Wayward Bus/Distant Plastic Trees
5. Holiday
6. i
7. The House of Tomorrow
8. Get Lost
9. Realism
10. Love at the Bottom of the Sea

I'm sure you meant cumshots.

If the whole country was subjected to the harsh slashes and points of Urdu print as opposed to the smooth contours of the native Hindi tongue, I'm sure they would all sympathize with jihadists, too.

What did you write the Love Guru or something?

Cry thee what again! I dare thee say what again but what!

Or pissed at peoples spelling!

It doesn't have to be sci-fi or fantasy. She could just vent the world-building onto a sort of community-building. Like some weird town or a wacky apartment complex.

I think its likely he spends most of his day checking all of his Google Alerts for "Calvin and Hobbes", in which case "Hi Bill"

I'm disappointed we didn't get another line from him on the same level as "I understand your frustration".

Settle down, Kenny

Yeah, as repetitive as the Jersey Shore bits are getting, that was probably the best one yet.

Yes, that's usually how marriages work.

Yeah I remember one specific shot of him jiggling his excess belly skin near the end of the season.

Dear God I hope that's not a joke.

And he can draw the entire US coastline from memory!

How odd it is that last night I just watched South Park's Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Spectacular. Korn was legitimately hilarious in that. Consensus: Only good thing Korn has ever done for us?

Jeez thanks. That was bugging me.

It was Deena. And Butthead doesn't care for her.

I make it a point to watch the B&B eps while they air on MTV because it feels more authentic to experience B&B that way. But these Good Vibes ads are really testing my willpower.