"I guess thats his job. He goes to the Red Robin and growls."

And now the Doug Benson article! Amateurs!

Honolulu? So newswires will be dominated by uke-rock?

Better wicked late than never.

I hate it when he's gone. But the first article back is always feels like the most refreshing drink of water I'll ever have.

Doobie Bros!

3rd Pic! How Dawesome!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORF!

The monologues are really just stand up acts. Just string a few together, make up your own segues and you'll feel like you're there.

Fool! Everyone on the AV Club knows the fourth season word for word.

Wait a minute. That screencap isn't from this week's show!

Or those stupid fucking banners blocking the rat's antics.

Thanks for reminding me about "Yeah, the food here sucks." Perfect delivery from Butthead.

Hey didn't Beavis look damn sharp in that suit?

No. He regularly has audience members lick everyday objects. Zany stuff.

I love that part of the Manson one where Cartman hits his lil cousin over the head and his eyes change. Easily my favorite part of Christmas.

I'd say I won, but I did much less typing than you other 2.

.18 percent < .3 percent

I enjoy reading these, but I haven't seen them in so long that I cannot contribute anything worthwhile to a comment.

Rudolph, right? Do I win?